I found myself standing in the center of a barren wasteland. Such a dead and alien landscape. Not a living thing within sight. Not a trace of moisture in the air. And when night fell, complete darkness. I could feel a green glow radiate from my pores, and beam like beacons from my eyes. A rusty metal claw rose from the earth beneath me and dragged me under, into a mechanical wonderland of gears and pistons, churning and grinding. The noise was terrible, an ear deafening drone and moan of twisting metal and maniacal laughter. I peered through the dark, motionless, following the sound of the laughter, and saw an evil badger seated in the center of the earth, surrounded by switches and levers connected to cables that crawl out in all directions through fissures in the earth. Connected and controlling all of the horrible things that seem to happen to everyone for no reason at all. I would cut through the cables if I could.